Blumming

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.

"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."

by WhoMeNever April 01, 2015

Blum

Bloody cum. When seamen is ejaculated which contains blood.

Christian has ruined another pair of pants because of blum.

by Paul Chapman May 18, 2008

Blum

A mixture of blood and semen produced by having sex when a woman is menstruating.

"Shit, shit, shit! I've got blum all over the sheets."
"Aaaaah! It's all over my knob!"

by xBlackFacex August 14, 2011

Blum

A nickname for a bad-ass person who works on classic cars & motorcycles. (also rad upholstery for any vehicle) It's quite possible for a Blum to show up on TV, Velocity Channel.

"Aw, did you see that new bike Blum built?"

"yeah, fucking dope cafe-racer style."

by donttellmehow February 26, 2013

Blumming

Blumming is a slang term used for a dry orgasm by men suffering from retrograde ejaculation.
This condition causes the sperm to end up in the bladder, which is why the term of cumming, cum, becomes blumming or blum

Babe I’m blumming or I’m going to blum

by Jewpurman July 14, 2020

Blum

A person who's often feels left out... A third wheel.

Jackie: I hate hanging out wit you and Janet, I always feel like a third wheel.
Jane: You're such a Blum

by Blumkinsforeveryone March 26, 2010

Blum

Blum is the mixture of Blood and semen to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% semen. When in this form it is known as Blum. This mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake.

"Mom i was masterbating and i blumed!"
"Ewwww! Look at all the blum!"

by Zman110 August 16, 2011