Blumpadactyl

A sexual act that combines a pterodactyl (see definition) and a blumpkin (see definition) i.e. everyone is shitting. In order to perform this task you must have an unusual arrangement of toilets, 2 other friends, and a skankasaurous rex (see definition).

My two buddies and I got a blumpadactyl last night. That's it.

by a doucher May 21, 2011

Blue panda

A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.

The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.

by panda1scientist1 May 18, 2017

bleanda

She never sacrifices herself NEVER, no matter what, and if she sacrifices herself then with things that are not bad and do not embarrass her anyway!

teacher ; who want so start?
bleanda ; ....
friend A ; uhm.....
friend I ; uhm.....
bleanda ;....*says nothing*
*Bleanda still says nothing and has lowered her head*
friend A breakes the painful silence ; okaaay i start😒

by savage💦 January 2, 2017

Bluelandia

A land that is far better than pinktopia

DUDE bluelandia is better than pinktopia

YEAA

by Pablito Clavo Un Clavito January 31, 2009

blueandyellow

the most beutiful girl inside and out.

katie is my girlfreind and she is the most beutiful girl.

by TIM December 24, 2004

Bluehanded

Showing of affiliation for any school that uses blue as a school color. But most notably used against The University of North Carolina by fans of Duke.

Morris: Hey, Duke and UNC are playing tonight mom!

Beatrice: Oh my God, they're gonna get caught bluehanded!

Morris: The Duke fans are on the prowl. The bluehands are gonna be everywhere!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 12, 2010

Blue Panda

A sad fat gay man

Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.

by agentcm99 June 14, 2018