DVR blue-balled

When your DVR'ed program leaves you hanging because you had it set from the top of one hour to the next, except the program actually ran one minute over, leaving you without a clue as to what happened at the end. This is particularly frustrating when you DVR a series finale.

I have no freaking clue what happened on the final episode of Nip/Tuck because I set the DVR to record from 9-10:00pm, but it didn't really end until 10:01pm. Can someone please tell me what the hell happened at the airport since I got DVR blue-balled??!?!??

by Tina1848 July 20, 2010

Blue Balled ePirate

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.

John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?

by McDoh! February 13, 2010

blue balled

Intentional arousal of a male almost to the point of release, but denying ejaculation for a prolonged time to greatly intensify the final climax. Used often in BDSM, female on male or male-on-male in gay sexual games. Standard in the male tickling fetish community, it produces prolonged, heavy ejaculation in the highly sought-after male "double orgasm".

After being tickled blue balled for an hour, his incredible orgasm made him pass out.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

Blue Balled Butler

Blue Balled Butler - A man dominated and terrorized by his wife. Unlike Pussy Whipped Guy, Blue Balled Butler's wife hasn't had sex with him in years.

Ben, the Blue Balled Butler, had to leave his buddy's monthly poker game at 9:00 PM because his wife Muffy insisted he be home to put the kids to bed so she could watch Orange County Housewives. The day also had special meaning to Ben as it was the fourth anniversary of the last time he had been laid, a night Muffy had a bit too much wine.

by J Frank and Beans March 3, 2016

Blue-Balled

having been shot down before fulfillment

"Graduation Blue-Balled"

When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.

"Lunch Blue-Balled"

When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.

by all my names were used December 17, 2008

Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008

blue belled

When someone gets you hyped to hang out and then they change their mind or disappear. Blue belled is the blue balls of friendship.

friend: "Hey want to hang out tonight?"

you: "yeah, what time?"

friend: no reply for hours

you: "oh man you just blue belled me"

by thebaron24 January 28, 2012