bludgeritis

a common condition where the sufferer tends to not want to do anything, bludge sport, school, tutoring, housework. they appear fine until asked how they are which the response usually its "really sore" or until they are asked to do something "owww my (sore part) hurts so much"

never has a specific time of happening but usually around exams, or when there's some work to be done or something that wants to be avoided

"Oh apparently my little brother is sick he was home from school all day with a really bad headache"
"really?"
"yeah, but i think he just has bludgeritis because he doesnt want to go to the doctors"

"can you help me wash up please"
"ohhhhh owwww i just got a HUGE headache"

by WRX22B1998 May 12, 2010

bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

bludge

1.when you dont have to do any work eg. in class

2. when you just lay around all day

1.that was such a bludge lesson

2. i just bludged all day

by spamy April 5, 2003

bludgeon

the act of beating with a short object (normally a club)

Man! The cops bludgeoned the shit out of that guy when they arrested him.

by russian123 January 12, 2011

bludger

One who lives off or profits by the work of others while making no contribution.
Originally British slang meaning pimp, its currency has continued in Australia while it has died out in Britain.

Why don't you get off your arse and give us a hand, ya bludger!

by dYsLeXiA January 11, 2005

Doll Bludger

A widespread Australian term and used in some other parts of the world. It is a negative term referring to those who live on government welfare payments without any good cause. They refuse to find jobs and are known for living in poor socio-economic conditions.

A Doll Bludger is a waste of taxpayers money, they are those individuals who were born with a leisurely personality and sheer laziness.

by Yada_212 January 21, 2009