Blossomed

When the skateboard gets in between your nether region and the ground, or landing on rails in between you legs. Could also be used for you landing on anything, hitting you down there. Similar to Ass Knife, but more PG.

I need some ice cream for my butt, I just got blossomed!
I got blossomed last year, now I have 1 full and two halves.

by Incogni December 15, 2020

blow some trees

The act of smoking weed.

-A homie, wanna come over and blow some trees ?

- Oh hell yeah, this work week had me hella stressed!

by oksg September 25, 2010

Browsome

When your eyebrows are so big and chunky you can perform sexual activities with them

Tayla:OMG looks at Georgia’s eyebrows she okay?!

Marla: She’s probably gonna have a browsome tonight hahaha

by Browsome July 30, 2020

blow some F

Snorting the ADHD medicine Focalin, also known as dexmethylphenidate.

Ima clean my room, grab a few beers, get my study shit set up, blow some f and do work.

by jack zansen March 15, 2011

Blow some mudd

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Blossomer

A person, (usually female), who was once ugly before puberty, but finally became attractive after puberty, and are aware of it. They will flaunt their attractiveness and assume everyone loves them when in reality they are hated by all.

Jenny is such a blossomer, just because shes finally hot doesn't mean she can rub it in our face!

by jogape August 20, 2013