Blounted

Getting knocked out after you deserve it

C - Yo did you see Tom start a fight with 6 dudes?
T - What happened?
C - What do you think? He got Blounted

by b00nk1n September 8, 2009

Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

by Colewindz September 24, 2014

blounder

the act of surprisingly getting whacked with a freshly used flounder size dildo.

I feel bad for thar guy he didn't see that blounder cumin.

by cameltoesis17 December 27, 2017

Blondeducky94

Blondeducky94 is a streamer who streams nothing but exquisite gameplay. She enjoys getting drunk off a sip of alcohol. She enjoys listening to tiny tim and bumping to rapping for Jesus. She is not actually blonde most of the time. She is also very british.

Person : “I’m going to twitch to watch blondeducky94”

Person 2: “I heard she has exquisite gameplay”

by ItsNotDeliveryItsDigornio June 30, 2018

dumb bounded

A situation where you are not actually dumb founded but become bounded.

I was dumb bounded being around with people at the workplace.

by doodling July 1, 2011

Blonded

When two blondes first meet becoming best friends creating an immediate bond.

Blonde #1, "Did we just become best friends?!". Blonde 2 replies, "Yes!!! We're blonded!!"

by Kesikat April 14, 2017

blounted

Severe sense of altered mental status due to substance abuse of any known kind. Most closely related to smoking large amounts of marijuana.

Damn, 'Cuse was so blounted the other night, I didn't think he would make it home without help.

by DJ Schwizzle January 8, 2004