dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

broskihoski

When your Russian bro is a Russian hoe

ANIA thought thought comrade Bailey was a hoe so she shouted " Bailey You Broskihoski"

by flabbwabbajabbanuna October 11, 2020

cock blockin

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it

"dude you were totally cock blockin me!!"

by wassup wassup January 4, 2008

no broski left behind

A law between you and your broskis to make sure that when you're all out doing something, that you won't leave any of them behind for any reason.

This is a definition that spawned from the No Child Left Behind Act.

Friend 1: Dude, Mike is lagging behind.

Friend 2: You know the rules, no broski left behind act!

Friend 1: We'll have to go back and get him.

by RRCsteve March 8, 2009

Booskie

Booskie (N)- A term of endearment for a significant other. A booskie is more intimate than a boo. It refers to your lover being your best friend. A mix between boo and broskie.

"Hey, what's up Booskie?" - Anonymous

"I love you so much Booskie!"- Anonymous

My Booskie and I are going to have the best Valentine's Day!

"Dayum Booskie! You look good!" - Anonymous

by Bangerang! February 10, 2019

broskiski

The greatest of all broskis. Used to say that one of your broskis is greater than all others.

Mac and Gabe are my broskis, but Willie is my only broskiski.

by tripleski6 April 24, 2010