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Blorked

Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".
"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"

"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009
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Blored

A cross between bored and lazy. Used mainly over the weekends.
Jessica- Hey.
Adrianna- What's up?
Jessica- Nothing much, just being blored.
Adrianna- Don't you have a garage to clean?
Jessica- Yeah, but I'm busy right now.
Adrianna- With what?
Jessica- Weren't you paying attention? I'm busy being blored!
by Mizz_Fit October 13, 2006
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Blored

Blored (adj): When one attains a state of being blazed out of his/her mind, then suddenly and unfortunately bored off his/her ass.

This state is commonly accompanied by 'bunchies' which is our bodies natural defense mechanism against the 'boredom x munchies equation' by filling the emptiness of time with eating massive amounts of food.
Brian: Hey, did you call me?

Chris: Ya bro, what are you doing? I'm blored as fuck.

Brian: Sorry man I'm at work!

Chris: Shit. I'm so blored.

Brian: Ya. I'm at work, peace.
by Bushes of Kooshes May 20, 2012
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Blursed

Something that is cursed but also blessed. Commonly used when an individual describes a meme.
Example 1-

Kylie: Did you see that new dank meme format?
Jackson: Yeah! It was blursed!

Example 2-

Matthew: I got this new deep fryer app that can make images blursed
by Anonymously gay November 20, 2019
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Blursed

1. Something that is somehow blessed/holy and cursed at the same time

2. Sophie
That song about the area 51 raid was blursed.
by sad spooky mime boi July 21, 2019
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Blursed

Blursed

Adjective
• Describes something that is weird and bizarre while being broken and oof. A mix of ‘blurry’ and ‘cursed’
Text message conversation
Person 1: 👄👁👄
Person 2: dude, that’s so blursed please.
by KIM0N0 May 8, 2021
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Blursed

When something or someone is both blessed and cursed
You, reading this is now pronounced as, blursed
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