Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.
Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.
by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009
Get the Popup Blocker mug.Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.
Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
Get the Bloomer Crickets mug.A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019
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Get the locker blocker mug.The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.
As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"
by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005
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