blomosexual 

A man who is heterosexual, except when under the influence of cocaine. Then and only then he will engage in sex acts with other men. Sometimes these are relationships of convenience, as when yayo-induced hypersexuality overrides propriety. Or when two (or more) horny cokeheads are too paranoid to leave the motel room, and subsequently turn to each other. Other times, it is a form of prostitution, as when a crackhead is so desperate to suck the glass dick, he will suck yours if need be. These distinctions become blurry over time. However, a true gold-star blomosexual indulges purely for the love of a tingly tongue and another man's loose hairy sphincter. The morning sun brings merciful amnesia, blotting out all memory of the night before.

Pam: "Raymond did coke last night, and they caught him sucking some guy off in the men's room."
Sharon: "I didn't know that Raymond was gay."
Pam: "Not gay -- just blomosexual. And now he has herpes."

blomosexual by Robin Sham January 11, 2009

booksexual

a gender where you can specify as whatever you want. literally anything you want. you can specify as a book,chair,shirt,can,floor. anything.

what gender are you?

i'm a fucking chair or booksexual

booksexual by Booksexual February 8, 2017

boopsexual 

no sexual attraction to anyone ever
romantic attraction is maybe something that exists but i have no clue
and girls and guys are nice i guess
you know what, labels are shit, forget it :)

it's me. i'm boopsexual.

boopsexual by wildflower---- October 7, 2020

bloomsexual 

Kind of like “bi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”

Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual

bloomsexual by hoeassvag October 23, 2019

Blocksexual 

You like to fantasize about fucking dem good blocks.

Or creepers anything that is realated to a cube you get a boner

Yeah have you heard of Timmy he’s blocksexual.
A popular term in the game Minecraft

Blocksexual by Muhnimejeff March 9, 2018

Boosexuality 

(noun) boo-sek-shoo-al-i-tee 1. sexual desire or behavior directed towards a boo

"Only with the presence of a boo, can my boosexuality be truly upheld"

Boosexuality by Boosexual Man August 26, 2011

boosexual 

1) an awkward person that one could not find themselves sexually attracted to; 2) a person who brings little to the sexual dynamic of a relationship or booty call.

Last night was tragic, I ended up going home with a boosexual that just laid there.

boosexual by ryanweb October 12, 2008