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bloob bloobs

if said in a cutesy way becomes a way of inappropriately touching a womans breasts at an unexpected moment.. but they cant be mad because you said it in a cute way whilst malesting them! The breasts have to be touched in a comparitive weighing manner.
emily is standing in a queue in the supermarket and looks fed up so suzie goes and touches her breasts saying 'bloob bloobs' to make her laugh. FIN
by twomilks March 1, 2007
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tops blooby

SHMAOZAO this bear is tops blooby
by finn human December 11, 2013
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bloopski

an individual who adheres to the stereotypical surfer/skater/stoner persona.
Guy: "hey, how are you?"
Friend A: "suh dude, radical, I'm feeling righteous. Wanna smoke some weed, bro?"
Friend B: "Yeah dude, fer sure."
Guy: "You guys are such bloopskis"
by max.gilbert April 2, 2017
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orange bloons

'orange bloons' refers to a extremely off topic comment that some dumb ass has said to try and prove a point. usually when he/she is out of arguments.

comes from the game Bloons, where the no orange balloons ever
bob: 'i think we should to to the beach today cause it is really hot'

sarah: 'but i just wanna eat a cheese cake'

bob: 'i don't see any orange bloons'
by smee6644 December 13, 2009
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There Will Be Bloodshed

The song from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance and theme song of Jetstream Sam, the biggest and most handsome Brazilian man to ever live. Only the most Gigachad and Based people can listen to it.
Verse 1
Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken
I’ve even forgotten my name
I don’t know the season
Or what is the reason
I’m standing here holding my blade
A desolate place
Without any trace
It’s only the cold wind I feel
It’s me that I spite
As I stand up and fight
The only thing I know for real

Chorus
There will be bloodshed
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one
Left
Will ride upon the dragon’s back
Because the mountains don’t give back what they take
Oh, no, there will be blood-
-shed
It’s the only thing I’ve ever known

Verse 2
Losing my identity
Wondering, have I gone insane?
To find the truth in front of me
I must climb this mountain range
Looking downward from this deadly height
And never realizing why I fight
by Mr Yeast May 24, 2022
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Bloodshows

A website that shows people getting killed in several ways.
Guy: hey did you hear about that man that got his head cut off?

Guy's friend: heard about it? I saw the video on

Bloodshows
by SmitsonBopit July 29, 2012
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bloons td 6 player 3

Asshole who only buys banana farms, airdrops, and monkey villages for extra space for banana farms, they are practically a bottomless bank account, yet refuse to share any recourses whatsoever despite demanding and leaving if nobody does the same
Player 1: Bro why is the top right half of the map filled with banana farms?
Player 2: Bro c'mon, we are leaking bloons, help us, you have loads of money
Player 4: PLEASE IM SO BROKE I HAVE 0 DOLLARS JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING
Player 3: Haha, money go brrrrrr
Player 1: Of course bloons td 6 player 3
by Extra Frosty boi June 13, 2023
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