Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
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Blowing raspberry involves sticking your tongue out of your mouth and producing a noise similar to that created by flatulence, similar to that of gas as it is passed through the anus.
Ruth let off a bronx cheer that was so smelly and disgusting that it made Alex vomit. Ruth denied it and said that she only was blowing raspberry
by Peepaw Rocker March 16, 2011
Get the Blowing Raspberry mug.New York slang to describe that inexplicable feeling that you feel when something is doing the opposite of what you would like it to do. "Pissing me off" is too aggressive something that is blowing yours and and saying "this situation is annoying me" doesn't sound as cool.
This 9am class is blowing mine. I hate waking up early.
The fact that I have to take the bus now is blowing mine, I need to get a new car.
All of these young people at this party are blowing mine. Let's go find a place that has people our own age.
The fact that I have to take the bus now is blowing mine, I need to get a new car.
All of these young people at this party are blowing mine. Let's go find a place that has people our own age.
by omgsocks January 17, 2013
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Everybody had more than two plates of Thanksgiving dinner. You know they gonna be blowing up the toilet.
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When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.
When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
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