Bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by JohnnyJohnJohnsonJoBOOIIIIIIII April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

verb
when you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss vionka at the prom but when he went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee

by Rhettandlinkaskedmetodothis April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

/bloiNGk-kis/
verb
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee has never healed from the bloinkiss.

by Adagiio April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

When you lean in for a kiss, but then you blink and miss

Billy leaned in for a kiss, but accidentally gave a bloinkiss

by 90's kid 1947 April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her, because his knee never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by nemesys April 20, 2018

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by ponkainiea April 20, 2018

bloinkin

the act of some dumbass thinkin that gettin a blowjob on a toilet is called a "bloinkin" so from now on, any body who says something stupid, then call them bloinkin.

that bloinkin just said he seen a pig fly into an elephants ass.

by Piggyfats December 7, 2011