Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.
by ponkainiea November 7, 2017
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her, because his knee never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by nemesys November 7, 2017
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee has never healed from the bloinkiss.
by Adagiio November 7, 2017
by 90's kid 1947 November 7, 2017
Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by JohnnyJohnJohnsonJoBOOIIIIIIII November 7, 2017
Timmy waited all night to kiss vionka at the prom but when he went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee
by Rhettandlinkaskedmetodothis November 7, 2017