Blitzed

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

Blitzed

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

blitz

from the german word "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning (a very offensive-minded war strategy developed by the germans in WW2 that advocated quick control of your enemy's territory through fast and violent military bombardment; usually combining land and air attacks).

Used in football terminology to denoted a defensive play in which many defensive players are used to try and break through the offensive line (the line protecting the quarterbacks and running backs). A Blitz usually leaves the defence vulnerable to passing plays, but it also cuts down on the time the quarterback has to throw the ball (it's main purpose is to put pressure on the quarterback or sack the quarterback).

The defence really got good penetration on that blitz.

by Rayl November 24, 2003

Blitz

When its cold people on da streets say its 'Blitz'. This means Very Cold!

Eg. Oh my god bruva, its blitz.

Meaning...... Oh my God its very cold!!

by SMUDGER2001 April 30, 2008

blitz

getting high; the result of inhaling too much smoke or smoking too much weed

yo i drank last nite and got so blitz!

by nicholas July 13, 2003

Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 episode (aired on Monday Nov 22) of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Robin: Barney! where did you go you missed it!
Barney: Missed what?!
Robin: We were in the thanksgiving parade!
(Prior Blitz): yea and i was there!
Barney: Awwww man!!

(Barney becomes the blitz)

by Enigma54139 December 1, 2010