blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. February 6, 2006

blitterverse

The section of the twitterverse frequented by African-Americans. A place where you can learn how events are perceived by the black community.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson died? The blitterverse is bumpin' with tributes.

by Brother X April 5, 2010

blisted

said when one is on a low after the initial high after consumption of any number of substances

im blisted out my mind

by X-sTaTiK November 4, 2004

boofy blitzed

Is a state of intoxication. Usually leads to naked, unprotected, sexual acts.If you find yourself in this state of mind, refrain from talking to women named Lisa:)

Ryan: Wow Lisa, im really boofy blited.
Lisa: Well im boofy blitzed too, wanna bang?

by RYEMAN June 11, 2006

blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Blitzed

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

by CofC 123 September 4, 2011