The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.
by zozo420 May 19, 2017
As in a blip on a radar screen - A piece of information (usually a picture or video/audio clip) that gets passed from person to person via email that momentarily becomes part of the collective consciousness of the Internet but quickly fades into obscurity only to be recalled hazily later at parties.
"Hey, did you get the blip of the guy on the Home Shopping Channel falling off the ladder and landing on his head? No? I'll ping you with it tomorrow."
by Joshua Rosenquist May 06, 2005
It’s been 5 years since the blip happened but I’m glad we’re back even though we didn’t age and our friends did
by The King Ham July 03, 2019
by Bahooda April 25, 2020
Blip is a word that is used when someone gets into a situation that will effect them tremendously (or even a little), but nobody gives a shit.
"Yeah i just failed my math exam and now I can't get into college."
"Well. Thats a blip. Lets go get ice cream."
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That asian guy just cut me off on the freeway.Ain't that a blip?
"Well. Thats a blip. Lets go get ice cream."
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That asian guy just cut me off on the freeway.Ain't that a blip?
by saynotostds April 05, 2006