blind date

A cool tv show that lets us single people watch couples fight or make out.

Dude did u watch Blind Date last night?? That bitch had some fake ass titties!!

by PuNkY July 15, 2003

Blind Date

1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.

2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."

3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.

1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."

Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."

2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."

Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."

3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"

"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."

Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."

Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"

"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."

Vanessa: "But I..."

Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."

Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."

Vanessa: "But I...."

Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."

Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*

Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*

by Vero Marie June 2, 2010

blind date

somthing i wouldnt suggest you go on.- most turn out to be incredibly ugly , boring or plain losers.. But there are a few that turn out to be gems once in awhile or at least dateable. Id say about 3 out of 50 are the odds of you finding someone whos compatible with you on a blind date. Its best if your friends set you up with this person rather than just calling up some line or other service and going on a blind date. The friends at least know what you like and most likely who you would like, as far as type. Sometimes youll get a whacko sometimes youll get a good match, But the odds of the good match are very low. Maybe 1 in 50-100 and 2 that are dateable not to bad. The rest are whack jobs. So try to meet peeps in public or work , somewhere you dont need to go on a blind date.

Once went on a blind date ,was a disaster, a mistake, dont go anywhere with peeps you dont know , it dosent matter if your friend set you up with them. If you do go watch out. Guess you have to take your risks. - then again you can find a rare gem or someone dateable this way and they might be safe or cool.

by bahs February 26, 2005

Blind date rebound

When you go on a blind date for a happy hour and drink a few beers. The blind date ejects and leaves you at the bar. You drink until a random takes you home.

Cortes that lucky bastard thought he was done but caught a blind date rebound!

by Theadvisor77 August 25, 2016

Blind Blind Blind date

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.

Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.

by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022

blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.

That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date

by mei_mei January 17, 2011

Half-blind date

The date that occurs when you're too under the influence to remember the guy/girl you gave your number to. Text messages end up in a date where one person remembers what the other one looks like and one person goes in blind.

"Hey, how was your date the other day?"
"It was ok. The guy ended up being pretty cute!"
"I thought you gave him your number?"
"I was pretty drunk at that party. It was a half-blind date."

by B-Win December 16, 2011