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peaky blindered

The erect male organ is gently inserted between the blinds so only the cock is visible through the window.
Girl 1: Jakes cock is huge, I saw his organ through the blinds
Girl 2: Oh my god! You got peaky blindered?
by BigTruckBigCock April 30, 2019
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blind eye

The eye with no optical function. Namely the sphincter
Today I saw a plumbers blind eye, and he winked at me.
by Jeuhrn August 3, 2006
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the blind eye

When you proceed to cum in a woman's eye you are giving them the blind eye.
Hey bitch, i just cummed in your eyes you now have the blind eye
by TheBlindEye June 16, 2009
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blindey

when a really fat or ugly chick wears a cutie shirt
by fdsgfdgfgcvbcvbcvbtrh December 27, 2006
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blindered

1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.
Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"
by Kevin April 2, 2005
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blind-eye Jackson

Verb. To needlessly ask questions while at the same time unable to absorb or understand the answers.
"Why is it that whenever there is a problem, he blind-eye Jacksons me until I have to solve it myself?"
"Will you stop blind-eye Jacksoning me and just listen!?!"
"I tried to tell him how to fix his computer, but he blind-eye Jacksoned so much yesterday that I just got frustrated and hung up."
by Tom, the podiatrist August 23, 2019
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blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”
by Thomas Hobbes II March 4, 2022
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