This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.
Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?
Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.
Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.
Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.
Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.
by SMD6 October 12, 2006
A sex prank in which the guy does the girl from behind with a window in front of them both and a cupboard behind them. A friend of the guy hides in the cupboard and quietly sneaks out and the two guys sneakily switch positions without the girl knowing. The guy who was initially in the cupboard is now having sex with the girl while the first guy quickly goes outside round to the window to wave at the unsuspecting girl who is suprised to see her boyfriend (or whatever) outside whilst she's still having sex... With someone unknown
Billy was so annoyed at Sally for cheating on him that he decided that he and Bobby should give her the blind date to punish the stupid ho!
by Notebelow December 30, 2008
1.When a friend tries to set you up with an ugly guy friend or female friend of theirs that is ,desperateinsecure,a person that one can walk all over since he/she is way too nice, creepy,boring,lonely,obsessedloser with no life.
2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."
3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
2.A big hint that the other person really unattractive is when you friend mentions, "Oh he's/she's really nice."
3. They think it's "cute" to try to set you up when you're content with being single. They think they know what's best for you, but in reality they have very poor taste in guys/girls.
1. Vanessa: "I have a guy friend that's single, just like you."
Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."
2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."
Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."
3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"
"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."
Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."
Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"
"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."
Vanessa: "But I..."
Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."
Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."
Vanessa: "But I...."
Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."
Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*
Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
Jane: "I'm not interested in going on a blind date with Clifford."
2. Vanessa: "He's really nice."
Jane *Thinks to herself, this dude is probably a dog, and has no life, and Jane follows her instincts and is right.* "Like I said before, I'm not interested."
3. Jane: "What's your damn problem with me being single?"
"I don't want to be set up because I have my own free will and I know what I like and don't like in a guy."
Vanessa: "Oh, I was just having fun."
Jane: *In an angry voice* "Fun, really?"
"Wow, you're a stupid bitch."
Vanessa: "But I..."
Jane: "Cut the crap, I'm happy being single and nor do I WANT or NEED you're help getting a boyfriend."
Jane: "I like being single, besides you have poor taste in men, anyways."
Vanessa: "But I...."
Jane: "This conversation is over, so be on your way before you piss me off even more."
Vanessa *Leaves and cries like a baby because Jane put her stupid ass in place.*
Jane * Is in a better mood for standing up for herself and for other single people who enjoy being single. Refuses to be "set up" with some desperate loser guy with no life.*
by Vero Marie June 3, 2010
This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...
Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.
Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.
by Panther13 April 24, 2009
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
by HI IM JAKE February 21, 2011
A dating scenerio in which not only do the participants not know each other, but they are also actually blind.
by ZLF February 8, 2009
When you go on a blind date for a happy hour and drink a few beers. The blind date ejects and leaves you at the bar. You drink until a random takes you home.
by Theadvisor77 February 27, 2016