Tinder Blister

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.

“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.

by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019

Sister with a blister

1. Referring to a female that is known to have a sexually transmitted (venereal) disease.

Dude, I'm going to ask Dolores out next Saturday.

Don't do it man! She is the Sister with a blister!

Man, she is so HOT! Can't belive she is the sister with a blister.

by nczn February 15, 2010

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

blisstering fuckup

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

by Les Crapp July 30, 2011

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Inception Blister

A blister under a blister under a blister, etc; when an old blister has not yet healed and another forms underneath it.

Common amongst rock-climbers.

After the intense bouldering session, Paul had inception blisters on his hands.

by CDRP April 10, 2011

Blurban Blister

An individual of both color and urban/hipster heritage. First generation blurban blisters are a common occurrence as the culture years to break free from the ghetto chains that have long tied it down.

Don't worry, he's just a blurban blister. Check out his bitchin Doc Martens!

by T. Sling November 27, 2010