damn bitch you built like a blimp

a saying you say to a really fat woman

DAMN BITCH YOU BUILT LIKE A BLIMP

by Xx_THATDUDE_xX February 9, 2018

buffet blimp

a buffet blimp is a large person who dines at a "eat all you want style restaurant"

Don't look now but the "buffet blimp" is taking all the mashed potatoes and gravy. I hope she leaves enough for me!

by Mama Geri March 14, 2006

Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.

Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!

by Daws August 22, 2012

Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

by Zanethema September 4, 2017

blimpnic

A picnic on a blimp.

For Valentine's Day, John and I are going for a blimpnic.

by Joshman313 January 26, 2016

Blipfiz

Sexy videogamer with a rly big cock and rly good aim and could clap you and yo homies he also fucks so many bitches and gets so many dudes including: Toczikk, Beanb, Cooperplays, and every pro crimpier.

Blipfiz clapped me yesterday in criminality comp. Blipfiz is so sexy irl

by CodedCosmetics February 13, 2022

Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.

(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"

by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011