anger bleeds

When you get so angry, you summon the demon known as your period. This, in return, makes you more angry so you lose your cool in Walmart, and then a Walmart employee apologizes for your shitty day. To avoid the anger bleeds, smoke a fuckton of weed.

Rae: I was so pissed that I started my period

Brooke:you done got the anger bleeds.

Rae:Hold me

by Rae$ April 6, 2017

bleethed

when a previously hot girl gets strung out on coke or other drugs to the point that she is no longer hot.

DId you see that hot girl from high school at the bar with the douchbag? she is totally bleethed.

by oncalldba December 28, 2007

The Beets

The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".

loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."

by killerqueen May 3, 2005

Love Beets

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.

Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

bleether

another word for blunt, joint, etc

"Yo my nigga, roll up a bleether!"

by Eiht Bizzle May 6, 2009

The Beets'

That Brittish band from the Doug Funny Show(cleverly titled Doug where they sing stupid songs that get stuck in your head.

The Beets' were the most popular band on the show and were adored by Doug, Skeeter, and Patty.

The Beets' song #1:
"I need more allowance!"
"Yodelllayheeeehoooooooo."
"Why?!"
"Because I do!"

Little girls Doug and Skeeter: "Ahhhhhh!!!!!! The Beets'!!!!"

The Beets' song #2:
"A-eeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"
"Oooooooo-eeeeeeeee-ooooooooo Killer Tofu!"

Little girl Patti wets her pants.

by Shaunn L. May 6, 2009

Bleese toast

The art of consuming some nice old-fashioned cheese toast whilst receiving a blow job.

After picking up 3 GOMERs from ES on a Monday morning, I headed up to the SRO for some bleese toast.

by Sigma Rho Omega Kids January 17, 2008