Bleachtastic

To show something that is so cringy that it is worth to drink bleach or wash your eyes with bleach.

Person A: Hey, did you saw that "Epic" Rap Battle about Roblox and Minecraft by a kid on YouTube?
Person B: OMG You talking about that bleachtastic video that wasted me five bottle of bleach?

by ohaikenton August 9, 2016

anal bleaching cream

Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.

Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.

An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.

by AnalBleaching.net March 7, 2008

bleachtard

A sort of similar definition to Narutard but instead have a fandom for the Bleach anime.

A noun which refers to a person.

"Dude, that person is so a Bleachtard."

by Otaku-sama January 27, 2008

flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009

butt bleaching

a pearly white asshole

let's have a butt bleaching party!

by annsthemann November 20, 2014

Anal Bleaching

The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal

Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture

*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*

Tips:

- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action

Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)

- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission

*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching

by Dinkky September 9, 2010

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004