blasturbate

v. to masturbate in such a way that your leavings shoot out at excessive velocity (usually only men can masturbate but sometimes a talented female can do it to)

Once I blasturbated straight into a friend's eye... and he was standing 20 feet away!

by Blasturbater August 26, 2006

blasturbation

Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.

"Haha Dan can't cum."
"Dude, I just have blasturbation real bad!"
"Dan, no. You just can't cum."

by hank kaplan May 27, 2008

bautury

comes from word debautury
to be used, like a tool
hoe, slut, skank, bitch, rag

that meghan girl is a bautury

by dnulk December 29, 2007