by handymanCT December 17, 2009
Get the Arkansas Barking Spider mug.The purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.
by gabe121212 January 31, 2008
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A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
by Psykram May 12, 2010
Get the Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders mug.Guitarist and back-up vocalist for the AH-MAZING band Cobra Starship, may be known also as "Guy Ripley." Known for being amazing and talented and funny. Also impersonates Gabe very well. Kind of looks like Nicholas Cage. May be seen walking around with Gabe Saporta.
OMG I just saw the latest edition of TAI TV, and Ryland Blackinton was SOO funny as Guy Ripley! I wonder if he will ever get Victoria...?
by SPANDY- the one and only April 16, 2008
Get the Ryland Blackinton mug.When the poo pressure inside your anus comes flying out so hard that it hurts your sphincter and produces a sound like a dog barking.
Quit fart barking so close to my head!
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
I'm gonna have to go sit on the toilet and fart bark.
I just fart Barked so hard, I need to blot.
by Doctor Ramshackle February 27, 2011
Get the Fart barking mug.I was hoping my girlfriend would get a real dog like a german shepard or something that could guard the house, but she just got a damn barking cat.
by Michael_Hunt March 26, 2009
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