Blaptised

When you take a shit and you get a splash on your butthole

release log
poor dive form 2/10
Immense splash upon entry
significant toilet water collision with gooch, I was blaptised.

by Siskiyousound April 19, 2022

BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.

Man that bitched baptized me last night

by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

baptize the car

When you baptize the car you exceed 100 mph for the first time.

You should baptize the car right now!

by mbergy April 18, 2018

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

lesbian baptized

when a girl is riding your face and squirts so much that you end up almost drowning but it's the best experience ever

me: dude I just got lesbian baptized

other: holy fuck are you for real!?

by c-h-e-t April 20, 2019

Baptize

To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.

I just baptized that bisha!

Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.

by Hairy piper January 20, 2009

baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!

by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005