blanket

a condom that is too big for the intended user.

hey do you want this trojen magnum?

ha no i dont want a blanket!

by diz mazza May 10, 2009

blanket

blanket

blanket

by llama avocado lemmon December 2, 2018

blanket

to fuck exoticly or to lay on a bed and jack off

i need to blanket that girl really bad

by shlogny June 18, 2008

blanket

"Eating Blanket" - To eat out a girl with a really hairy twat.

Dude, last night was crazy... I ate so much blanket.

by rachynymph July 21, 2006

Blanketeer

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

Blanket

The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.

Depression: Boo!

Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me

by Bigm0uth June 3, 2020

Blanket

A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm

I was so comfy in my blanket

by Fuck my goldfish January 4, 2015