blaked 

a cross between blazed and baked. It comes only to one whom has induced a substantial amount of marijuana upon themselves.

dooodd im so blaked right noww!!... heheehhe

blaked by jigen8 February 15, 2010

Blaked 

v. To stiff someone on a tip because you simply do not believe in tipping for any reason, ever.

"Dude, I went to the restaurant last night and I Blaked the waitress."

Blaked by JohnK1801 January 24, 2014

blaked 

when you smoke weed, grass, dope, pot, etc. you become blaked.

god, im so blaked.

blaked by bobby April 29, 2004

Blaked 

When one is heavily intoxicated on alcohol or a cocktail of drugs.

"Oh man, I'm so Blaked right now"

"I don't remember anything. I was Blaked off my tits"

Blaked by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011

Blaked 

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.

Go and get 'Blaked'

Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.

She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.

Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.

Blaked by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

Blaked 

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

Blaked by The Norwaig March 10, 2016

Blaked 

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

Blaked by Tbheadmaster November 17, 2017