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D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.
I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.
by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013
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just as a man who is vibing can be couch-locked or stuck, one can also traveling through his mind at accelerated speeds. This is often to his discomfort, as usually once it reaches this plateau it becomes difficult to maintain control. The same man may also be, simultaneously, "wildin."
bro 1: "oh god, oh no. ahhhhh"
bro 2: "bro you need to slow down, you're going wayyy too fast."
bro 1: "I can'ttt. im blading, fam. im straight up zooming."
by blading forefather August 11, 2022
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"Blading", is the process by which a professional wrestler opens up a wound on his forehead, to up the drama of the match. It is usually performed using slight of hand, and a razorblade secretly tucked away in either his apparel, or the tape on his wrist.
"Dusty Rhodes, is the godfather of blading!"
by D. Gould March 16, 2006
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blading

A shorted word for inline rollerblading, inline skating, rollerblading, or aggressive skating.
Hey dude, I got some time after school, let's go blading, ok?
by Guido1 March 6, 2008
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bledrin

Chav term meaning bad boy or mate
yo bledrin - hi bad boy
Wot you up to bledrin - Wot you doin mate
by bad boy add December 9, 2008
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bladding

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.
Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.
by Formina Sage November 1, 2010
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Extreme Blading

Extreme Blading is the act of a man fucking a womens shoulder blades until he ejaculates on the back of her head and in her hair.
Extreme Blading is the act of putting an erect penis in between a females shoulder blades as she lays face down on a bed/road/car roof ect. The man pushes her shoulder blades together, fucking them hard until he ejaculates all over the back of her neck and hair. This is also known as a wash & go which is the act of ejaculating on the back of a females head and rubbing it into her hair, and then speedily running away.
by Killer1981 February 16, 2009
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