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blacklight

(noun) Common term used for a UV (UltraViolet) light/light bulb. Used in CSI often to find a semen samples.
possible semen sample plus a blacklight situation:

Officer Michaels: "I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything's covered in semen."
Officer Slater: "I mean, who doesn't ?"
Officer Michaels: "It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today."
Officer Slater: "Yeah."
Officer Michaels: "If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face..."
Officer Slater: "Yeah."
Officer Michaels: "...we'd have a real good shot at catching him."
Officer Slater: "No way."
Officer Michaels: "Just punched in the face, no semen."
Officer Slater: "Yeah, no semen."
Officer Michaels: "Story of my life."
by THC420 December 2, 2009
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blacklight party

The best type of party ever invented in the history of ever!!!!!! You can't see the lights but everything white shows up and glows. Black Lights makes everything awesome.
Jacob: Dude, that blacklight party was sick!

Tom: Yeah I know, but your shirt was killer!

Jacob: Yeah it totally showed up under the lights so well!
by Mr.Potato Pants January 28, 2013
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Blacklight

A light that causes so many sexual urges, a man will grab the nearest chick and bone the living shit out of her.
*Hot guy* "Hey, sorry we w'ere late, we w'ere fucking hardcore under the blacklight."

*Random chick* "Dude, it just caused urges i could not ignore."

Another example: *Lil' kid* "Mom how are babies ma...*"

*Mom interrupts* "BLACKLIGHT!!!! BITCH!!!"
by nanafunana May 12, 2011
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UV_BlackLight

Somebody who cannot live without breast milk.
"Dude, you keep talking about huge milkers, stop being such a UV_BlackLight
by m..? April 21, 2021
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Like moths to a blacklight

Flames aren't the only things that attract moths, but somehow like moths to a blacklight doesn't sound right.
Girl- Men flocked to her like moths to a blacklight. No that's no good, nobody would read something like that.
by Solid Mantis November 2, 2020
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Blacklight Special

When someone is covered with so much spit, beer, vomit, and especially semen, that when they walk next to a black light the light from their stains illuminates the room as well as adjacent rooms.
YO man last night was crazy, your girl was in the bathroom for the whole party passed out while guys walked in and out all night. When she came back to the dance party, the people thought the party was over cuz SHE LIT UP DA ROOOM, she was a total Blacklight Special.
by Chris Shmuckatelli September 23, 2009
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Blacklight Tango Down

Blacklight Tango Down is the worst game in history. It should be referred to as Blacklight Can Suck Dick. It is horrible. The gameplay sucks, it has multiple bugs, and overall can suck a dick.
Eric: Hey why dont you download blacklight tango down? i just did.
Angelo: ok.
30 minutes later...
Angelo: I hate this game with a passion.
by Beef Wellington69 July 27, 2010
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