bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

bitchibetes

The bad mood brought on by a lack of food.

We'd better find a Taco Bell before my boyfriend gets bitchibetes.

by Nathan Maharaj January 4, 2009

bitch time

the time spent working on aquiring or getting with bitches.

Dude i need to get more bitch time this weekend. Work is killing my game.

by oldgreg44 July 11, 2011

de-bitchitize

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.

James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?

by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

Bitchkite

A situation where the kite someone is trying to fly suddenly flips and hits another individual on the head

Vico's kite suddenly turned around and bitchkited Zee.

by ZZSZ June 12, 2017

Bitchometer

A Bitchometer is a meter which the bitchness of a person is rated on.

Guy 1 : " Wow man your sister sure is a bitch."

Guy 2 : " Yea man let's get out our bitchometer"

by The Unknown Of The Unkowns March 3, 2009

Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.

Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!

by Audrawrr July 12, 2009