Bitchsplaining

The female mansplaining, with her skirt, her bossy attitude and her pointing finger, telling something you already know.

My girlfriend have just explained to me how an engine works and why I have to make maintenance, she was bitchsplaining about oil and sparkplugs and filters...

by Rgallo November 7, 2019

bitchspawn

An elegant way of saying son of a bitch.

"He may be a bitchspawn, but he's our bitchspawn." - FDR

“My father always told me that all businessmen were bitchspawn, but I never believed it till now.” - JFK

by cramp February 6, 2010

Bitchsplaining

A portmanteau of 'Bitch' and 'Explaining' coined in response to the emergence and use of the term 'Mansplaining'. Bitchsplaining describes the act of explaining something in a manner deemed condescending.

Woman- "Oh, are you babysitting?"
Man- "No, i'm their father"
Woman- " Do you want me to explain how to make their lunch?"
Man- "No Bitchsplaining is necessary, thank you."

by insertwittyscreenname December 10, 2016

Bitchplaining

When a self-identified bitch complains about having to do the bare minimum of their job.

The weird AC guy is bitchplaining about getting overpaid to do a little work.

by Ultracaffeine December 18, 2019

Bitchsplashed

A nasty, degrading, explosive splash of beverage to one's face. Side effects may include swollen lip and bitchdom.

Riz: *Laughs* I can't believe Bhatti just rushed and bitchsplashed Razi with his sprite.

Imran: HAHAHA Word. that was total bitchsplashage.

by MasterHator November 20, 2016

Bitchsplitter

1. Another Euphemism for a Man's Penis.
2. Any Penis of Considerable Girth.

Spread those legs, here comes my bitchsplitter.

by Clint "Bitchsplitter" E July 6, 2005

Bitchplank

Snowboard specifically made for a female. EG Burton Feather / Feelgood / Chorus / Face, Palmer Touch, Ride Vista

That ho's got a fat bitchplank, shame she still can't land shit all

by l337 haXX0r March 18, 2004