Bald headed bitch

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.

Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.

by Messyqueen February 26, 2020

flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023

Bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.

Man Ej is a real bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

big headed bitch lover

a person who only likes big headed bitches

Braylon is a big headed bitch lover he loves his big heads!

by rascals October 24, 2019

bobble head bitch

a girl who sucks dick tha best...in yo city and everybody knows and has had it

where my sister go
you mean that bobble head bitch
she sucked yo dick to man
yea that bobble head bitch did man it was the shit

by Ron & Lem March 28, 2009

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021