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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.
Exactly, get two birds stoned at once
by PhatPJ March 13, 2010
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The/Those birds are real

Ex 1:
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.

Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".

Ex 2:

You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."
by the fifans September 16, 2012
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Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!
by BAR Activist October 6, 2020
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Two birds on a wire

Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.

“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.
Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.

Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.

Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.

Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.
by GoogoogagaIwantmilk November 7, 2021
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Feed The Birds

Feed The Birds are a UK based anti prohibition activist group. They believe that by spreading hemp seeds in public places, any seeds that don't get eaten by the birds will grow into a plant capable of making a mockery of the unjust, hypocritical and absurd UK drug laws.
Feed The Birds hemp seed and they will love you forever.
by Elski M February 12, 2015
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Redneck Birds

Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
by Durbo14 July 27, 2014
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Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute
Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!
by 9457read July 3, 2011
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