1: is thinking you're the best at everything, but in actuality, you're horrible at everything and act as a great douche to everyone in the process.
2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.
3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.
2: blowing off friends in the hopes of shawn white inviting you to go snowboarding.
3: being unliked by over 90% of your school, teachers included.
Man: dude, i hate this on kid, he's such a bard. he even made his own religion, "bardism"
Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?
Man: yeah, he's a douche.
Friend: you mean he always says he can do 540s and dunk, but really can't?
Man: yeah, he's a douche.
by mustangxx251 February 17, 2009
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2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you.
3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag.
2.) Jacking off while crying because of your lack of friends and family members that accept you.
3.) Lying about being the greatest at everything but really you only suck major cock and make people think you are a huge fag.
Man: Dude after that douche showed up to my party uninvited he proceeded to preform bardism all over my guest room with some random gay guy, there was shit everywhere!
Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends?
Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that.
Man's friend: Bard... what a douche
Man's friend: Hey isn't that the kid who thinks he can dunk and has no friends?
Man: Yeah, the only thing he can do is be a bigger fag than anyone, and he does really well at that.
Man's friend: Bard... what a douche
by Mustangxx252 May 7, 2009
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Guy 1: "Heyyy man! i saw a picture of u and ur sister having a teaparty! Your mom just showed me!! U SUCK"
Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"
Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"
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