Birdboxed

When a casual decision ends in disaster

We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.

We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...

We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....

by notinventedhere January 4, 2019

bird boy

A little gay boy.

You little bird boy letting them get in you nest(ass)

by Wants to know all December 4, 2020

Birdboxed

When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.

I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.

I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.

by Phomey January 4, 2019

Birdbox Challenge

A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.

Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.

by 69 Is A Number February 5, 2019

Birdbox

When you give her so much dick her eyes roll in the back of her head and she cant roll them back the bird box

I gave her a birdbox last night and she couldn't walk to the bathroom because she couldn't see from it

by TRDD22 March 29, 2020

Birdboxing

A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.

The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.

by colourFil January 1, 2019

Birdbox

When a woman digitally penetrates her own rectum during vaginal intercourse while watching a Sandra Bullock film.

My boyfriend and I had a super hot birdbox session when The Blindside was on HBO last night.

by Dreadmullet December 29, 2018