gingivitis

The aftermath of scoring with a "ginge". ie a mankly horrible ginger haired fat person.

The gums become swollen and sore. The breath becomes unbearable and in some extreme cases ginger hair will grow on the face of the infected non-ginge.

The said ginge falls in love with the ginivitee and stalks him until he is forced to judo chop her back to reality.

Nigel: I tonsil-hockeyed the shit outa that ginge last night...now I can't get away from her...and I have gingivitis! My gums are so sore!! I had to judo chop her in the boole earlier to get away...*high five*

by SexySkirt! April 21, 2008

Bengivitis

Inflammation of someone irritating. You grit your teeth until they bleed, trying to not combust into flames.

Ben is so irritating. He gives me Bengivitis.

Hey want to hang out?
No, I don't want a case of Bengivitis.

by Tree Uprooted March 1, 2023

Gingivitis rebirth

Do a rainbow kiss with gingivitis

Dude i heard david did a gingivitis rebirth last night.

by thickcat3692 April 11, 2022

Wingivitis

Fetid spewage of word stewage of brain sewage of wingy winging wingers, i.e. stinkiest of stinky attitudinous stinkers.

Their wingivitis can clear any room faster than projectile vomit.

by Shitslanger November 14, 2022

Unemployment Gingivitis

When you become unemployed and start giving head for a living, resulting in gingivitis.

"Dang, My friend Austin really has a bad case of unemployment gingivitis"

by Jacobo47 July 21, 2024