cock-alocka-bingbong

when a female transvestite sticks her hairy, sweaty testicles into the mouth of some Hawaiian guy and wings them around and the balls smack around in his mouth making a bingbong noise. then the Hawaiian guy then bits her balls off and plays the bongos while dancing in a grass skirt. he then kills a midget by spitting the balls through a blow gun. (blowing balls through a blow gun at midget faces has been a Hawaiian tradition since they stopped fucking monkeys.

when i went to Hawaii i was welcome with pleasureable cock-alocka-bingbong.

by Nigth Tigers March 29, 2008

Bingbongistan

A derogatory name for England combining the sound Big Ben makes and the suffix of many predominately Muslim countries stemming from the influx of Muslim immigrants.

"Did you hear about the guy who got fired for offering to buy the office bacon sandwiches?"
"Well that's Bingbongistan for you."

by RabidEdge July 9, 2013

bingbong

An individual, generally male that defecates in his tent

Dude, everytime we go camping you bingbong!

by Dusty Baker May 17, 2006

BingBong

A drinking tool in the shape of a flamingo. The beer goes in the hollowed out body of the flamingo and the drinker uses the head and neck portion to bong the beer.

The BingBong was so much fun until I threw up on my girlfriend.

by malass January 22, 2009

bingbongbingbingbong

When You are trying to talk to your crush but you get nervous and sound like a retard

me: "bingbongbingbingbong" My crush: " I'm just gonna go now"

by ZackAttack117 November 4, 2019

bingbongs

The things you dont have to pay a dead hooker because her rotten snatch couldn't spend them anyway.

I saved all my bingbongs up to buy new kittens for my water balloon launcher.

by Purple snizz licker February 15, 2019

Bingbong

You feeling real salty

Vinnie was such a bingbong last night s I threw salt at him

by Dildosouar67 June 7, 2016