bilking

The act of driving onto a petrol forecourt and deliberately driving off without paying; to commit a bilking.

Police constable: 'We've had three bilkings at Morrisssons this week.

by Jezzer December 07, 2005

Bilk

Noun, a contraction of boy milk, sperm.

See also, bilky, bilked, bilks

Did you see her face? It was covered in bilk!

by Bilkmaster69 February 24, 2022

Bilk

Ball milk

Person 1 "I Had some warm bilk today"
Person 2 "I drink mine cold"

by CaerulusX March 03, 2022

Bilking

Whilst the lady has taken the males penis deep in her throat thus causing the gag reflex to activate and she may have a little vomit. From bile and milking.

I say Terrance Lady Smythe liked the BILKING I gave her but it will take a few washes to get the vom out of my corderoys.

by P4ULI5FIT July 17, 2010

BILK

Bitch I'd Like to Kick

geez did you see Lo last night, she tried to steal my sunglasses, what a BILK

by iheartbigsunglasses November 24, 2006

Olbend Bilk

Alternative spelling for “almond milk”

“Did you know that olbend bilk is seventy cents more expensive than regular??”

by diphenhydramine April 20, 2021

bilk man

A man delivering milk to your door that bilks or corruptly fucks your wife.

Wuh? Your pregnant again bitch! Was it the bilk man?

by Hot poop! October 26, 2017