A rare species of Persian cat. So rare, in fact, that there is only one. The BIJAN looks extremely different from the others. He has far less fur then his brethren and has learned to walk on two legs and speak. The BIJAN is the feistiest of all felines, often emitting purrring noises and occasionally making its ferocious RAWRs and ROARs in order to scare its predators, such as the Vicky ;), away. Their diets consist of mainly nutella. The BIJAN is quite sexyful, but don't be fooled! If seen, call 911 immediately! :OO
Chick one: Hey, isn't that Bijan over there, eating some nutella?
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!
Chick two: Damn. He's hot!
Bijan: RAWR!!
by RoArRrR July 23, 2009
Bijan is funny, outgoing, crazy, annoying, and dependable all at the same time! She loves performing on stage and loves music. She isn't popular and doesn't care. She may seem shy at first, but trust me shes not! She loves food, and loves being around people she knows and loves. Often get judged for being weird but Bijan doesn't care. Everything you look for in a friend pretty much!
by Geri97 December 23, 2013
A Persian kid who is fast. And is always sweaty. Bijan is often referred to as Tarzan. He does not like it. I’m sorry for bijan
That is Bijan Azizi
by Bdjdjnfnd June 20, 2019
When Bijan Izadi inspects Joe DeFilippo's huge brass balls using a forklift and metal detector, much to the chagrin of Sam Ovens.
by JoeTheJester August 04, 2024
That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.
by korn_134 October 24, 2023