Big John

Sen. John F. Kerry, American presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John Edwards Little John. (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)

Did you get to see Big John and Theresa at the rally?

by Nenya Gabriel February 13, 2005

Big John

A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.

Did he really need a let?
Yes, he isn't called Big John for anything.

by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019

Big John

When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.

my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*

by dolpindick November 7, 2017

Big John

A name for a rather large, hefty girl, most people consider a tom boy. Also others think she is lesbian, and most friends are guys that think she is "one of them." She also has very manly-ish features and most often doesn't enjoy what most girls do. Most people are afraid of her.

"Hey there's Big John."

"I sure wouldn't wanna get into it with her."

by ThatEmo April 25, 2010

big john slud

a new wrestler name made by freebeer big john stud , gay cuz big john slud

freebeer form the freebeerandhotwings show says

hey zane . yea they r showing highlights like when big john slud slams someone

by lukeshady3499 August 28, 2009

Big John

Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.

"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"

"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"

"You're just Big Johnning me."

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"I used to do ballet when I was little."

(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"

"Yeah, OK Big John."

by Wolfy6688 April 4, 2016

Big John

Someone who parties with perkys

Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately

by John king1 February 11, 2019