blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.

A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.

by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009

bigenderflux

Bigenderflux is a gender identity that encompasses all people who identify with two genders (bigender-), which vary in intensity (-flux); This means that both genders might vary simultaneously, one increasing while the other decreases, one static while the other varies (may be called "demiflux"), etc.

Hi, I'm bigenderflux: demiboy and paragirl!

by 0h noo May 1, 2022

Bout to be bendered

To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.

In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.

"hey imma have to go imma bout to be bendered.

by FUortiz August 25, 2009

You're cat bigender

Will instantly obliterate the target's realm. Cat instantly dies and denied access to both heaven and hell, completely inexistent, and you are no longer considered human. Prepare to die just from reading this.

Blackberry : Yo fuck you man

Cranberry : You're mom gay lol

Blackberry : Ur dad lesbian

Cranberry : Ur granny tranny

Cranberry, slowly dying from obliteration, utters his final spell that will destroy Blackberry : You're cat bigender

by Cranberr¥ March 15, 2018

Blendered

To be blendered is to be simply: denied; saladed;ended; or just plain invisible - originated from Halo gameplay.

Once blendered you can do anything you want on Halo 3. However, if in a bad situation, blenders can also mean heavy salad, which in fact, is quite an undesirable situation. See heavy salad.

by MrTadius December 10, 2007

Bendered

Definition 1 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but stands you up because of some lame excuse.
Definition 2 When a friend commits to meeting you at a certain time, but is way later than what they originally told you.

example 1 I got bendered by Mark today at the trailhead.
example 2 I bendered hard this morning

by awgi October 4, 2018

Bindered

The past tense of "to binder." Same as elbowed, except done with a binder in a crowded school hallway.

Fuck, that emo-kid bindered me in the spleen!
Get out of my way before I binder you in the head.

by Emily Duffin May 14, 2008