I was driving down the road and looking at the clouds and was like wow, bilinear bifocals.
It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.
It's what happens when you eat too much mescaline.
by Bcook January 21, 2009
Get the Bilinear Bifocals mug.When a male ejaculates on a female's eye glasses. The male must fill each lense with his semen. After the lenses are filled with semen, the female must put the eye glasses on her face and go to the mall.
by PB & Jelly January 5, 2011
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by JuicyMcSanders June 9, 2018
Get the Bifocals mug.Originating during quarantine - Black, Indigenous, and People Of Color (BIPOC) decided to take the time to do inner soul work, rest, chill, change their jobs, or start their own business. While the majority of white people decided to leave their homes, go to restaurants, gather with many others, start gofundmes for their pandemic weddings, as well as get Covid during the stay at home order.
Little do white people know… adapting to different outcomes, situations, and general respect towards mankind is ingrained in something people of color call “culture” or maybe even just “manners”.
The bipocalypse has just begun as people of color have grown stronger together with the few yet self-aware white allies. We are watching white people from the sidelines fall and crumble managing their own miserable lives.
Little do white people know… adapting to different outcomes, situations, and general respect towards mankind is ingrained in something people of color call “culture” or maybe even just “manners”.
The bipocalypse has just begun as people of color have grown stronger together with the few yet self-aware white allies. We are watching white people from the sidelines fall and crumble managing their own miserable lives.
“Wow, you improved yourself first and then your neighborhood and then the community? You are invited to the Bipocalypse.”
“A gofundme for your wedding? Isn’t the front page of gofundme funding for BIPOC injustices or medical expenses - because of Covid? Sorry, you can’t RSVP to the Bipocalypse. Have fun gofuckingyourself.”
“You willingly saw Dave Matthew’s Band? You can’t come to the Bipocalypse.”
“A gofundme for your wedding? Isn’t the front page of gofundme funding for BIPOC injustices or medical expenses - because of Covid? Sorry, you can’t RSVP to the Bipocalypse. Have fun gofuckingyourself.”
“You willingly saw Dave Matthew’s Band? You can’t come to the Bipocalypse.”
by Princest October 24, 2022
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This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
This fresh-to-the- market catchphrase is to be delivered in the most northern Irish accent possible, obviously for maximum giggles 😬🤣.
"Oi yer bastard, I'll bend yer bifocals!" said Seamus to the ponce that was caught drilling his missus...
by StevePoodle August 3, 2025
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