Someone who comes to work with a different fucked up hair style every day, then when he is at work rubs his cock against you or puts your computer off on you just to be a wank.
Get your cock away from me, and what the fucks happened to my computer Biffo you wank
oh did I mention he is also a compulsive liar, seenote above
get it right up ya Biffo ya fud, whit are you gonna do about this ya dobber, biffo sucks cock. he has a 2 inch dick and as for you Melrose your a fanny