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Bifey

A Bifey is a term of affection for your one true soulmate. Bifey is also used under Barriage (Please see definition: Barriage). Bifey’s show love by cuddling, kanoodling, playing adult games, laughing, emotionally healthy with their feelings, excellent communication, go to movies, and in general make their significant other very happy and feel that you are the ONLY person for her. A Bifey is special because it is not a “babe”, “baby” or “boo” it is one specific person that is completely unique and precious in your life. Bifey’s are your best friend and soulmates.

Bifey is short for Bondage Wifey & the better half of a Bifey is a Bubby (or a Bifey). A Bubby which is short for Bondage Hubby.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
&
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby

Barriage is important term to use if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage equals divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you choose a “Barriage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available in a Bondage Matrimony Or Barriage Ceremony.

Marriage = Divorce & in Bondage... Well there is NO Divorce...

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey)
Bubby and Bifey are Bondage Partners for life!

and

Bubby’s and Bifey’s Barriage was a little over 3 years ago on November 28th 2015.
by Bifey’s Voice May 26, 2019
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I had nowhere to hide my dog's shit, so I made it fecal bifeciate the load.
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Today, I shit in class, and had to use fecal bifeciation to hide the evidence.
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My third beer was terrible, so it was only a bifecta
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one with a two sharp-clawed vagina. Comes from ‘fexicud’, meaning one with a sharp one-clawed vagina.
That black chick from ‘The Apprentice’ is probably a bifexicud.
by harrium and plester March 12, 2005
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Bifended

To be offended when "Gay" is used incorrectly.
Guy 1: This show is gay

Guy 2: THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE MAN WHY WOULD EVEN DARE SAY THAT. UR SO SICK.

Guy 1: Well I'm bifended.
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