A unit of measurement named after Justin Bieber. Similar to how we measure temperature in degrees, or brightness in lumens, we measure song quality in Biebs. A song with more biebs tends to be rejected by the human body.
100 Biebs is equal to Justin Bieber's "Baby", and 0 biebs is equal to your average Beatle's song. Of course, there are negative Biebs (for good bands), and the scale goes past 100 for songs worse than Baby.
When the average person hears a song with more than 10 Biebs, the Bieb receptor begins to reject it. A song with more than 100 Biebs (like Nickelback) will completely overwhelm the Bieb receptor.
Teenage girls and Canadians like their music with many biebs because their Bieb receptors haven't developed yet.
100 Biebs is equal to Justin Bieber's "Baby", and 0 biebs is equal to your average Beatle's song. Of course, there are negative Biebs (for good bands), and the scale goes past 100 for songs worse than Baby.
When the average person hears a song with more than 10 Biebs, the Bieb receptor begins to reject it. A song with more than 100 Biebs (like Nickelback) will completely overwhelm the Bieb receptor.
Teenage girls and Canadians like their music with many biebs because their Bieb receptors haven't developed yet.
The mating calls of penguins are at 10000000 Biebs.
That new band has -320 Biebs! Someone should get them signed, and not some One Direction garbage! My Bieb receptors hurt!
Bieb receptors, believe it or not, are also functional in deaf people! They are a separate part of the body from your ears. We (who can hear) just link them with the sound of music. Play a JB song around a deaf person and he/she will feel pain and not know what caused it.
That new band has -320 Biebs! Someone should get them signed, and not some One Direction garbage! My Bieb receptors hurt!
Bieb receptors, believe it or not, are also functional in deaf people! They are a separate part of the body from your ears. We (who can hear) just link them with the sound of music. Play a JB song around a deaf person and he/she will feel pain and not know what caused it.
by Urine Corporation January 26, 2014
by Mschnarr April 26, 2010
(verb) to be given the false impression from an acquaintance that he/she is excited to spend time with you, but in reality only comes over and smokes all your weed.
by Roxii Diva July 28, 2010
Just sayin' = justinbiebersayin' = biebs
A common phrase in Americockney. A statement of fact.
Derived from the ubiquitous and incessant presence of Justin Bieber, a constant annoyance in modern American culture. Provides a vent for buildup of hatred, in addition to being a delightful self-referential meta-pun.
A common phrase in Americockney. A statement of fact.
Derived from the ubiquitous and incessant presence of Justin Bieber, a constant annoyance in modern American culture. Provides a vent for buildup of hatred, in addition to being a delightful self-referential meta-pun.
As a statement of fact: "I can't believe you said that!! Biebs."
To cushion the blow: "You are such a dick. Biebs."
Basically it can go anywhere you'd say, "I'm just sayin'"
(This is similar to cockney rhyming slang where
trouble = barney rubble = barney)
To cushion the blow: "You are such a dick. Biebs."
Basically it can go anywhere you'd say, "I'm just sayin'"
(This is similar to cockney rhyming slang where
trouble = barney rubble = barney)
by On a Boat January 11, 2011
by ImFeelinHostile October 19, 2010
Verb. To bieb
The act of squeezing the testicles while singing or speaking, causing a dramatic high in vocalization.
A Bieber is someone who has mastered the art of biebing oneself, at the price of losing the functionality of their own testicles, and forever becoming a screeching manboy.
The act of squeezing the testicles while singing or speaking, causing a dramatic high in vocalization.
A Bieber is someone who has mastered the art of biebing oneself, at the price of losing the functionality of their own testicles, and forever becoming a screeching manboy.
Last week Ivan was playing a show with his group, and this crazy bitch came out of nowhere and biebed him, he sounded like Celine Dion for the rest of the night!
Tween Girl 1: Justin Bieber is the world`s greatest Bieber.
Tween Girl 2: With a name like Bieber, his biebing secret must have be passed down through many generations!
Tween Girl 1: Justin Bieber is the world`s greatest Bieber.
Tween Girl 2: With a name like Bieber, his biebing secret must have be passed down through many generations!
by ClydeCohen July 30, 2010
A term used to describe a person who is pretty much a fail to society. It is most frequently used as an insult.
This word branches from the name "Bieber" ...the prepubescent pipsqueak who sings like a girl.
This word branches from the name "Bieber" ...the prepubescent pipsqueak who sings like a girl.
by URhallie12345 May 16, 2010