Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

bettagoo

A dirty Mexican Spic who plays Xbox and has to get a new controller every week cuz it's jammed Pack full of Cheeto dust and he probably lives in California

Person1: bettagoo you want to go to the pool?
Bettagoo: no I'm getting a new controller today.
Person1: you fucking dirty Mexican spic go back to your country you taco eating Mariachi looking motherfuker!

by Ihatemexicans69 November 28, 2021

Paul Bettany

Really freaking hot British actor. Played Silas in The Da Vinci Code, Dust Finger in InkHeart, Charles in A Beautiful Mind, and the Voice of Jarvis in Iron Man. Realllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy hot! (I like Paul Bettany)

Random person: Hey is that really pale, blonde actor Paul Bettany

Me: *dies* GAHY!!!! PAUL BETTANY!!!!!!!!!

by Darth Jader July 29, 2009

crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

Betta Fish

A beautiful, bubbly, fun fish. Treat it with RESPECT and it can live up to 10 years in captivity. They originated from rice paddies and mud puddles in South Asia, and although lived in horrible conditions, need to live in good temperatured water, a clean tank, the tank has to have an air opening to breathe, and has to be not too big but not too small. Make your fish happy!

"I love betta fish! <3"
"Betta fish are my obsession!"
"My favorite kind of fish is the Betta Fish"

by MG1rl May 28, 2014

spread betting

A good way of losing thousands of Euros in double quick time by backing financial or sports markets to either rise or fall. You bet a (relatively) small amount per point of the index which can fluctuate by hundreds (or if you are (un)lucky thousands) of points within a few weeks. On the plus side, you can open and close your bet at any time - sometimes you might open a position which you could hold on to for as long as 3 or 4 months. If there is rapid activity in your favoured direction, you might get out within hours and take a small profit.

Two examples of spread betting:

1. Dow Jones 'March 2007' might have a spread as follows 11200-11215. If you think the market will go up you buy at 215 hoping it will end anywhere higher than this. If conversely you think that the market will go back into the 10,000s you 'Sell' and wait for the market to fall before closing your position.

2. Cricket bet. England 2nd innings of the 4th Test vs Pakistan. The spread might be something like 295-305. If you think England will score 400+ you might buy this position at 1 Euro per run. If they score 405 you win 100 Euros.

by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) August 18, 2006

Bettina

Bettina: She can be a sass smoothie at times, quick to throw her friends "under the bus" (all in good fun of course). She's pretty, stunning, hot, normally has amazing boobs and has the best personality in the world. However, don't talk to her when shes tired... She bites.

dammnnnnn that girl was HOT! ...must have been a Bettina

by MrGarin August 29, 2010