Beasters

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.

I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Boers and Bernstein

The greatest sports talk show on the radio. It is broadcast on Chicago's AM 670 or on the internet. The show features special segments such as "Who ya Crappin'", where listeners call in and call people out for saying dumb stuff, and "Friday Fung", where a topic is chosen and listeners call in to tell strories about the topic. It is on from 2PM to 6PM and is perfect for distracting you from work.

Terry Boers is a hilarious and goofy old man that makes some of the best comments about various public (and pubic) figures I have ever heard. His greatest line was after being confused about a caller's point he said, "I am all turned around like Heath Ledger." He also does outrageous promotions and sometimes you think he has had a few in the studio.

Dan Bernstein is a very smart Duke graduate who is also a pretty funny guy, but with a dryer sense of humor than Terry. He hates Barry Bonds and other raging ass hats who live in a state of denial about what really happens in the sports world.

The producer is Matt Abattacola who is "to drinking what Kenyans are to running." He prefers Captain and Cokes and is sometimes seen downtown walking around as the show is on the air. Great guy who is pretty fun to drink with.

The other day I was listening to Boers and Bernstein while drinking Alice White wine and was laughing my ass off.

by BigSmooth13 December 14, 2007

Benstress

Stress relived by going out of any building and yelling "FUCK" as loud as possible

When he loss the bet, he went to go relive some benstress

by Midnight Merc. December 13, 2018

bernsteining the clutch

Synonym for double-clutching.

Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.

Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.

Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!

by Miguel de Cervantes September 24, 2009

Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.

Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

Pull a Bernstein

obvious, bait

To ask a really obvious question, or a question that can easily be answered by looking on Google.

"What does bait mean?"
"Ah man, did u just pull a Bernstein?"

by JThemDigital June 24, 2020

Beasters

Kind Bud that ships in primarily from Canada, but also comes from amateur growers. Not quite as potent as "headies" or "dank", but still very potent. Mostly indica, giving a relaxing body high. Usually grown outdoors. Somewhat bricked. Usually runs at 40 an eighth, 150 a half, 270 per ounce. Many high school and college students smoke beasters for the lower price while still being very potent.

I'm about to go pick me up a sack of beasters. I'm gonna be smokin blunts all night!

by Joeycpd15 March 31, 2009