1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.
3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.
2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.
3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.
3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow June 25, 2005
A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.
by Cajanek August 29, 2006
An event marked by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol, the use of illegal drugs, slut spirals, loss of memory, and various other inappropriate life decisions, lasting anywhere from a few days to a few weeks.
Jill slept with 3 guys last weekend ... all while she was blackout drunk. I think she was on a bender.
by Marissa508 July 25, 2008
"they called him Ye bender Ye bender; Bender being a derogatry term fer Faggot" - Thomas 'The Tanker' Smythe
by Miskellybones January 22, 2010
A kick ass robot on Futurama who smokes, drinks, and steals with style. He has a dream of killing all humans. His full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez/ Bending Unit 22. His best friend is Fry and he loves turtles because they remind him of himself.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!" (it is BITE my shiny metal ass. Many people think that it is KISS my shiny metal ass, but it's not and they can go screw themselves!)
by Fluffy_the_insane_kitten July 25, 2005
The act of being high or drunk from the use of illegal drugs and or alcohol it large amounts.
Commonly associated with alcohol and being drunk from the time you wake you up till the time you pass out and waking up and doing it again.
Also associated with the use of illegal drugs where alcohol is usually consumed but you do not sleep for a period of 24 hours up to days.
Commonly associated with alcohol and being drunk from the time you wake you up till the time you pass out and waking up and doing it again.
Also associated with the use of illegal drugs where alcohol is usually consumed but you do not sleep for a period of 24 hours up to days.
My buddy went on a real bender this weekend. It wasn't just his usual coke binge, he started off friday morning using opiods and benzos, then by noon he was drinking liquor, and then he got into his coke about 3 a.m. when the party started to wind down. He stayed up until sunday at noon doing coke and drinking before he crashed.
by sumyunguy6786786 January 09, 2011
4+ days spent doing absurd things to your body including, but not limited to: an increased intake of drugs (hard ones: cocaine, xanax, percs), alcohol, or bad decisions. Benders are normally followed by 4+ days of come down. Benders result in a loss of friends, money, and brain cells. If it doesn't, it's not a real bender.
"Dude I just got off a 5 day bender. I have a warrant out for my arrest, I blew $500 worth of cocaine, and I lost atleast half of my brain cells."
by hahahafhjdkhfjdksalhf January 05, 2018