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Three Mile Belt

The world renowned hunting grounds of every serious deer hunter spanning the globe. Only the best trees, shrubs, bushes and plants were intentionally planted in this area to provide for the biggest bucks known to man. This sacred hunting location can be found near central South Dakota, near a small, humble town of Howard. You just need to head west on Highway 34 out of Howard toward Logan's house and look south, you will see it in all of its glory and sit in jealousy in knowing that you, yourself, aren't able to basque in its never ending supply of world record bucks.
Hey, see that over there? Thats the three mile belt...best hunting area ever.
by Howard-god January 9, 2012
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Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
by Roobeer September 22, 2020
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Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.
Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?
by 0la0la April 22, 2023
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Belt to ass

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass
by 313mimi February 22, 2023
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Boston Belt Buckle

When a man pulls his balls up over his belt, creating a buckle of balls.
Dude did you see Josh's Boston Belt Buckle? Shit is wack!
by So.Cal.Cher April 1, 2009
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belt tucker

When your trying to hide a erection
Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker
by Fozzzy December 12, 2013
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